The future was here.  It arrived on my doorstep.

I heard the doorbell ring and sprung out of bed.  After running down the hall and answering the door, I was greeted by the postman, who looked at me in slight disgust because I was dressed only in my underwear.

He shoved a box with a pink slip laying on top into my arms.oculus1 ↓ Read the rest of this entry…